"Are you playing with a ball? Have you had water from your bowl?"
"Splash splash SPLASH!"
"Are you in the garden? Yes? Yes! Are you in the garden doing a poo?"
"Have you done a wee wee?"
"OK. Yes. Playing with doll house now. Bye bye Alfie!"
Now.. do I need to be concerned about my child's obsession with a dogs bowel movements?!