...until that moment... you know the moment I mean. I bet there are few children out there who haven't indulged in this guilty pleasure..
Let's just say Ethan and I were sharing a bath this evening, when I suddenly noticed a piece of sweetcorn floating around in the bath. Ethan hadn't eaten corn today. He had the day before. We all know how corn has that cockroach like ability to survive anything.. being eaten and going through your digestive system? Pah! That is nothing! Look! Behold me, floating around in your bathwater! As soon as I uttered the words "Ethan, where did that corn come from?" I knew... as soon as he shifted a little I could see other suspicious looking bits...
BITS OF POO!!!
STINKY YELLOW BROWN SQUISHY POOOOOOOO!
Nothing says clean and fresh than a poo body wash, does it? Why don't Lush stock that? New! Wipe the shit off your face with this... a piece of shit!
Yup. That was a lovely way to end the day.
I'm going to scrub myself with bleach.